Mr. Skittish hides
Dear Chow Mein, My kitty keeps hiding under my bed. I have to use a broom handle to get him out all the time. What can I do?
Sincerely, Mr. Skittish’s owner
….Well Mr. Skittish’s owner. We suggest you take that broom handle and [censured].
After which we’re hoping that you tell someone else who will call the […]









