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And cats really are the best pets you could possibly consider.
We don’t crap on the rug, we don’t piss on the floor when strangers knock and we don’t dig sanitary napkins out of the bathroom trash leaving yucky shreds of mess around the house.
Cats are mobile but all cats should be kept in the house. […]

Dear Chow Mein, I have a hard time getting past the pet department of the discount store. There are so many great looking toys for cats and I have a hard time choosing. Can you give me any advice?
Thanks, Cat Toy Freak
… Dear Freak,
The best toy I’ve ever played with are the little fake mice […]

Dear Chow Mein, my cat Kitty seems to want to eat only certain things. I buy a food-pack, with chicken, beef and fish flavors and Kitty turns her nose up at the beef. What’s the beef?
sincerely, Kitty’s mother
…Dear Kitty’s Mother,
Think about this for a sec. Can you picture your Kitty hunting down […]

Dear Chow Mein, I prefer dogs. Cats are so, well, “catlike.” Dogs are so much more like people. Is there any way that cats can be more like dogs?
yours truly, a dog lover
… Well there Dog lover, we’re glad to hear that you prefer dogs because cats can never be like dogs. Actor cats can […]