Sparky for Schenectady Mayor
I saw a HUNK of a MAN over my cat-mom’s shoulder today. In the paper! He’s running for mayor of my city. I have no doubt he’d make the best mayor. Just look at his rugged appeal, his eyes are the window to his honest soul and he’s the right color! Gray! No black and white issues from him!
So all you cats out there in the city, vote for SPARKY! And don’t worry Sparky, there’s a leash law in the city so the dogs won’t be able to get to the polls, and we’ll keep those dang birds at bay!
Sparky’s website is www.sparkyformayor.com
